Prbod

Who's gonna be the first to OD
at PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not Mel
I really hope it's not me.
But one of these years
someone's gonna OD.
It probably won't be a Stern
and definitely not Shawn.
Cause you can't OD
from getting a Mexican beer buzz on.
I'm thinking D.I. Poison Idea
or Leftover Crack.
Cause you get a stroke
not a strike from a speed ball
or a gutter ball heart attack.
I'll bet you a PBR
It's gonna be a British balding rockstar
cause they're older than us.
If it's Charley, Dick or Colin
it would be so sad.
But if it was a partisan
it wouldn't be so bad.
At Punk Rock Bowling no one's ever
gonna OD from pot.
And NOFX is prayin
that none of us will get shot.
And when one of us expires
on a last last call
I hope it's from a bowling,
not from an 8 ball.
Who's gonna be the first to OD
at PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not a Bouncing Soul
I hope it's not Sharky.
But one of these years
someone's gonna OD.